[There's a man with perfect lips, looking malnourished, walking down the street, with a mix of agitation, confusion, and pain written on his expression.]So, uh, haha, Merry Christmas and all that. At least, I think it was Christmas ( Read more... )

So, uh, Killface, if you're around, when I was getting on your mom's spaceship there, I thought we were gonna go, y'know, to space.

Because space is where your planet is, because it's full of aliens, and aliens are from spaceAnnnnnd, unless your planet decided to copy my planet, pretty sure this is just planet Earth ( Read more... )